How Your Dog Can Make Money Online

Mattel Toys has introduced a cool little gadget that will have your dog paying for himself in no time at all. Not that we need payback from our dogs, at least not in cash anyway, their unconditional love is worth every dime we spend on dog food, as is every penny spent on dog accessories and vet bills. But wouldn't it be cool if ol Fido (in my case, Duke) himself could contribute toward the family bottom line?

Do you have any doubt for one minute that if your dog thought he could make you some cash, he wouldn't?, man, they LOVE us! Well, now they can really show their appreciation by using social media the way it was supposed to be used – showing the lazy among us how making money online is so easy that a dog can do it.

This new toy called Puppy Tweets may just be a way for your dog to make money online! Those crazy Mattel toy scientists have spent way too much time on Twitter, I guess it was inevitable that they come up with Puppy Tweets, social media for dogs.

Next thing you know there will be Barkbook, MyCrate, Digger and a whole bunch of others. Soon to be followed by other sorts of canine social media engines such as; Microbarking, Barkcasts and free dlog platforms like Dogger and Wordpaw.  I think my dog would say that Delicious speaks for itself.

This could be the next big thing! But wait! Puppy Tweets havn't even been released yet! But there is good news:  through an exclusive online offer available only by PetPx.com, you can now pre-order your Puppy Tweets. Be the first to have your dog Tweeting on Twitter. And as a special incentive for the 30th commenter to this post PetPx is offering a FREE Puppy Tweeter. But why wait?, pre-order your very own Puppy Tweeter today at PetPx and it will be shipped to you before the general public can get it's hands on it!

For instance, I can see the wheels turning in the make money online scammers heads, always conjuring up new ways of catching the unwary pet owner, money making online programs that require no work, make money for you while you sleep, and put thousands of dollars in your pocket with as little effort as just two hours a day – from your dog!

I can see the commercials that would be made, just like the ones with the hot babes, the Lamborghini cars, huge vacation homes – all these make money online programs that are made for TV, which are being outdated as we speak by the new make money online scemes where, it's a new day baby, and if you work at all you are a chump! Let me set the scene for you:

It's a gloriously sunny day on a huge tract of land, rolling hills, water features, trees (pre-marked), a three-story log, dog house, central air and heat,  pool, dog toys everywhere, a giant dog bed lined with the finest fleece, servants galore with steaks and table scraps on their serving trays. (No leashes or crates to be found in this fantasy).

Now picture an inpeccably groomed dog (name your breed) lounging in his favorite chair/bed/futon/couch. etc, possibly taking a break from his newest and favorite reality show, Real Bitches of New Jersey, the sun's rays are refracting wildly off of that diamond choke collar around his neck and there is a brand new pickup in the driveway!

Here are some of the possible make money online programs that would have your dog making millions for you. that's right, forget about doing it yourself, now you don't even have to work those grueling two-hour days any more, your dog does it all for you – and gladly!

Think about it this way, wouldn't your dog make the greatest employee of all time? Talk about loyalty to the company!

See for yourself how Internet Marketing programs geared toward making your dog work to make YOU rich could appeal to the idiots out there.

Your Dogs Path To Wealth- for YOU!

How Your Dog Can Make Money Online – While you sleep!

BowWow Your Way to a 6-figure income!

Iv'e Got an Online Bone to Pick with you,

My Dog got a billion Twitter  followers in just 90 days!

So easy even a Dog can make money online!

dlogging for dollars.

My Dog made a hundred grand this month in my spare time!

I think you are getting the picture! If a dog can Tweet on Twitter, what else can they do when technology collides with the pet world? If a dog can tweet 500 different ways now, what will he be doing in the future?

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